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WHEN MY BOSS AND I GO TO THE RESTROOM AT THE SAME TIME
amandapalmer:

You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.
-Maya Angelou

amandapalmer:

You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.

-Maya Angelou

Fetishes (browse | bulk edit)

Into: accents (everything to do with it)anal sex (watching)bare skin on bare skin (everything to do with it)being a camwhorebeing dominated by someone who has a mental strength that doesn’t cower to my intelligence, but conquers it (everything to do with it)being strapped down and fucked like a bitch (receiving)bitingbloodblow jobs (watching)buttoned down, starched collared shirts (wearing)cellulite (watching others wear)cooking(giving)cross dressingeliciting involuntary noisesemotional masochism(wearing)erotic photographyfistingfluency in english, sarcasm, and profanity. (wearing)foot/feetgay sex (watching)getting a belting/strapping while drunkhair pullinghandcuffs (wearing)hands(wearing)high heels (watching others wear)learning to be one of those guys who does on-line kink and who wears a leather vest and reads a bunch of books on kink and has a screen name with master in it (watching others wear),leather (everything to do with it)lesbian pets (kittens, birds, cats, puppy, etc)(wearing)masturbation (watching)medieval naughty librarianmen’s underwear (wearing)pain (receiving)pantyhose/stockings (watching others wear)sadness (wearing)sex in publicstrap-onstalking dirtythe smell of rich monogamytwink (everything to do with it).

Curious about: boss/secretarybreast/nipple torturecats (multi-tail whips)(receiving)chastity devices (wearing)consensual nonconsentdaddy/girl(everything to do with it)financial domination (receiving)forced silence(wearing)kitty tail butt plugs (wearing)master/slave (everything to do with it),non profit work (giving)power exchangeroleplay (wearing)spanking(receiving)voyeurism.

Honestly this whole "boy writing poetry" crap is totally annoying, not funny and not cute at all. It's only taking away from your actual talent and just making you seem like a joke.
Anonymous

ishanijasmin:

honestly your opinion is irrelevant to how i run my blog and whether or not other people think my boyfriend is funny goodbye 

ps i suggest you look into how people are not just banks of art for your personal consumption and how they have flaws and like laughing at stupid things sometimes

Sadist      93%

Experimental      93%

Bondage      93%

Submissive      86%

Exhibitionist /Voyeur      82%

Masochist      82%

Switch      79%

Dominant      50%

Vanilla      14%